Traditional Southern Style Christmas Dinners

Here's a tip from a southern woman who appreciates healthy alternatives:
Do NOT deviate from the already established southern, traditional foods served at a family Christmas dinner. 

Your once loving family members will fight you to the death, and riot in your front yard, to preserve their beloved mac-n-cheese, sweet potatoe casserole, green bean casserole, crockpot pintos with ham hocks, biscuits, collard greens, turkey and potatoe salad.  And don't forget the bucket of KFC, because who doesn't love KFC? This cartoon is hilarious to me as my people and I try to finagle the holiday menu each year.

Heed this Warning, or be relentlessly ridiculed and accused of abandoning your roots and gettin all fancy!