Thursday, January 17, 2013

Attention All Southerners: Storm of the Century

Considering that the Storm of the Century is about to be upon us, and as Vice Assistant General Manager in Charge of Certain Things (a recently self-appointed position that I am taking very seriously), I highly recommend that you burn the roads up to your local discount food mart and purchase as much bread, milk, and necessary survival items as possible (maybe pick up a rifle or two). God knows we could be trapped in our homes for weeks, maybe months. We'll probably have to shoot our way out.

- This, coming to you live from the Vice Assistant General Manager in Charge of Certain Things      (sorry, I'm drunk with power)

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