Considering that the Storm of the Century is about to be upon us, and as Vice Assistant General Manager in Charge of Certain Things (a recently self-appointed position that I am taking very seriously), I highly recommend that you burn the roads up to your local discount food mart and purchase as much bread, milk, and necessary survival items as possible (maybe pick up a rifle or two). God knows we could be trapped in our homes for weeks, maybe months. We'll probably have to shoot our way out.
- This, coming to you live from the Vice Assistant General Manager in Charge of Certain Things (sorry, I'm drunk with power)
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